https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/12j2lwhcmTyN05nBwmOeTD2eAUnLFVV05KpUjl_SD-Pw/edit?usp=sharin
Pitch Below
Grab:
- Repeat synonyms for poop throughout the elevator pitch
Intro:
- There are two things that everyone loves: closing all your tabs after a long project, and using an airport public bathroom. Just kidding. That’s one of the worst possible experiences ever for a human
- Let me show you why.
- (Reenactment of Adam going to a public toilet)
- This is Adam. As you can see, he is very constipated. After getting off his flight at the airport, he rushes to the bathroom just to find this…
We didn’t show you the real image to spare you the EXCRUCIATING pain of an airport bathroom.
Problem:
- Almost all public airport bathrooms face the same issue: pee and leftover hair on seats, some remnants of waste, a smelly stench, and no privacy between users. And worst of all, some guy is fighting his demons in the stall next to you (MATTHEW SOUND CUE).
- And no matter what you do to try and protect yourself from the dirtiness: putting a cover on the seat, squatting over it, it’s inevitable; airport restrooms are hell.
Solution:
- We have the solution: Hygiene Haven, a composting, AI-powered toilet and stall which guarantees the you a clean and convenient restroom experience (Adam does sigh of relief)
- Now, let’s see what Adam would experience in an airport restroom with Hygiene Haven implemented:
Product Demo: (Promise is integrated)
First up, Hygiene Haven has soundproof walls that stretch from floor to ceiling to ensure YOU won’t hear the VISCERAL noises of people doing their business in other stalls.
Bright indicator lights located at the front of the stall indicates whether it is occupied or not, for easier and less awkward entry.
At the front is an extended area perfect for luggage storage, so you never have to cram all your bags into a tiny space.
The first thing I see when I enter the stall, is a pristine, clean toilet seat. The bottom of the lid has an array of rotating brushes, which cleans the seat of all the happy little accidents the previous user might have had. Then, it’s time to dismiss my piss or drop my turd (MATTHEW DROPS TURD INTO TOILET).
I don’t need to worry about any splashback, because Hygiene Haven is a composting toilet! Instead of the oh-so-wasteful water flushing in those “regular” toilets, the wheel mechanism catches my crap, where it is flushed it into a separate chamber, where clean water is filtered out and the rest is broken down anaerobically by bacteria to produce natural gas. Yes, you heard me right. With Hygiene Haven, your little dookie is turned into energy, and can even power things like your kitchen stove. With clean energy production and huge water conservation, Hygiene Haven is the pinnacle of sustainability. And now, you can contribute to sustainability simply by doing your business.
The manual foot pedal ensures hands-free flushing, keeping my and your little grippers safe from germs! But what about the blegh smell, you might ask? Well, the fan at the back of the stall leads directly outside to a small lavender garden, ensuring the stall is always replaced with fresh, fragrant air. (MATTHEW BLOWS FLOWER INTO FAN) The days of smelling poop are over.
For our female users, we’ve also included a box with tampons and pads, for your convenience.
But where does AI fit in? Well first, it regulates your experience. It adjusts the fan speed perfectly to mask any stench while saving energy when not needed, and cleans the seat based on how dirty it is. And to our older guests, AI can detect any sudden collision, and if there is no response, it immediately notifies emergency workers around. Hygiene Haven could very well save your life, but especially those of elderly or disabled people.
Model:
Opportunity:
Sustainability: Compostable feature
(MATTHEW) Competitive Advantage:
We have a monopoly on hygienic toilet technology: No competition, no one else has an AI-powered toilet.
(MATTHEW) Ask:
To governments around the world, please support and invest in our product and we will make sure that airport restrooms are a haven for all travelers.
(MATTHEW: AI Trump Verbal Testimonial introduction)
With our sponsors already in the loop, Mr. Trump has kindly provided his testimonial of our product. Please have a listen!
(MATTHEW) Free AI Trump testimonial generator: (plays on the slide - 30 secs)
This is Donald Trump. I know that every one of you needs to go number 2 sometimes. As the country of opportunity, the US doesn’t exhibit the idea of the “American Dream” with toilets, especially at airports. So — something really big, a project-in-the-making is Hygiene Haven’s AI-powered toilets… Big, big, big - this is a revolution! My doo doos will contribute to society. How sustainable!
(MATTHEW) Conclusion:
Now that you’ve heard what we had to say about the “Hygiene Haven,” let’s make horrendous smells and sounds of farts disappear into the ether together. We were, still are and will be, the HYGIENE HEROES. Thank you all for listening! If you have any questions about our toilet, flush away!
Matthew’s roles:
- 1 sound cues, 2 actions (demons noise-drops turd-flower)
- Competitive Advantage
- Ask
- Video Testimonial (AI-generated)
- Conclusion
- (potential): Product Demonstration - fake fart noises at moments, fan-flower to simulate AI air freshener
- Possible ideas:
- Someone make lots and lots of pooping noises, the actual user looks disgusted when using the actual airport bathroom
- Then they go back into hygiene haven and have a look of bliss and contentment as they do their business
- Guy is constipated
- deep breath and sigh of relif